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Joke of the Day

"The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due to lack of waiters I said, ""That's alright, I'll wait""."

"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"

"i know why the new windows is windows 10 instead of 9.. its because seven eight nine. im so proud of myself"

"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."

"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist in have common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"What did Harry Potter name his daughter? Harry Daughter."

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."