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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"
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"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"
"Did you hear about the Native American man who drank 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own teepee."
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