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Joke of the Day

"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."

"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"I stole a Tom Cruise movie from the store the other day... It was Risky Business."

"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."

"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"