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Joke of the Day

"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."

"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"

"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"

"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"

"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""

"Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress? Her: Yes. You: Wanna Traumatize it?"

"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."

"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."

"Why can't Mexicans bow hunt? 'Cause they don't Habanero!"