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Joke of the Day

"Police are on the look out for a Midget Fortuneteller... He is described as a Small Medium at Large."

"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."

"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"

"So I got a vasectomy today... Doctor walks in and says: ""you're in good hands, I've altered more balls than Tom Brady"""

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"

"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."