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Joke of the Day

"What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below ""C level""."

"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"

"Jack is coming over. ""Jack from work or Jack and the..."" [a beanstalk comes up through the floor and crashes through the ceiling]"

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."

"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"

"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"

"People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?"

"The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close."