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Joke of the Day

"Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*"

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."

"What is the point of owning a fish? They are just furniture with the ability to die."

"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"

"Whats the hardest part about slaughtering a pig? He keeps saying ""I have a wife and kids, please don't kill me, I'm just doing my job"""

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""

"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"

"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"