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Joke of the Day
"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"
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"Just got bit by a black widow... People are fucking crazy."
"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."
"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"
"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."
"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."
"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."
"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."
"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."