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Joke of the Day

"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"

"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."

"If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards... What does that say for Muk?"

"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"

"My girlfriend from 65 years ago passed away.... Surprising because she was never one to go down first"

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"

"Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever."

"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."