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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."
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"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."
"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"
"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"
"How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today... Baby, want a tissue?"
"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."
"What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist."
"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."