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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."

"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"

"I invented a new word Repost"

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."

"If Skittles were made from actual fruit, I'd be considered a much better parent."

"You think Minnie Mouse ever got drunk & decided to bang Goofy after a Disney mixer? -Was the last time my boss asked me for my thoughts"

"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."