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Joke of the Day
"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"
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"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"What's the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms."
"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."
"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."
"Do you want to know why I dropped out of Communism class? I had bad marx."