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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to know why I dropped out of Communism class? I had bad marx."
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"How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah"
"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."
"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."
"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"
"What rhymes with orange no it doesn't."
"What do you call an amorous vampire? A neck-romancer"
"I like my woman how I like my burritos Wet"
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"
"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""