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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """

"Nice Confederate flag bro, way to commemorate coming in second place in a civil war."

"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"

"Why do Irish women have small nipples? If they were any bigger their babies would get alcohol poisoning."

"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"

"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her something that made her look sexy. I got drunk!"

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"