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Joke of the Day
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
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"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."
"My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience"
"In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?"
"If you're a pregnant teenage white girl and you don't name your child Pumpkin Spice Latte you are wasting everyone's time."
"I never really liked gravity... ... It's always bringing me down."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."
"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"