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Joke of the Day

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"Never try to pay a Prostitute with Chocolate covered Ice Cream. Apparently, there ARE limits to what someone will do for a Klondike Bar."

"What's the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"Bieber roast! Lets hear your best or should I said your worst! Calling all redditors!"

"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."

"Self-control (n.): Charlize Theron keeping a straight face on when the mirror tells her Kristen Stewart is prettier than she is."

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the ""Jeremy Clarkson Special"" was Then it hit me"

"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."