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Joke of the Day

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"

"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""

"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."

"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"

"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"