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Joke of the Day
"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"
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"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."
"Why is Ian Thorpe gay? He didn't like breast stroke."
"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"
"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
"I for one, like Roman Numerals"
"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."
"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."