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Joke of the Day
"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"
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"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
"A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, ""I'm scared!"" The clown replies, ""you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"""
"I was a pilot at 10 years old... It's true! My brother would chop it and I'd pile it."
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."
"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."
"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"
"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"