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Joke of the Day
"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"
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"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"
"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"
"What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy? Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts."
"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"
"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."