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Joke of the Day
"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"
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"Never propose to a girl who is a professional fighter. If the engagement is canceled, she isn't leaving the ring."
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."
"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"
"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."
"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."
"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."