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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."

"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."

"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."

"A friend asked me to tell him where 'Muscat' is I thought about it for a while and said ""Oh man!"". He said ""Yeah man"", I replied ""That's Sana'a"". I'm really confused now."

"How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry."

"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"

"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"

"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"

"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"

"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."