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Joke of the Day

"A friend asked me to tell him where 'Muscat' is I thought about it for a while and said ""Oh man!"". He said ""Yeah man"", I replied ""That's Sana'a"". I'm really confused now."

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"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"
"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."
"""UNLESS WE'RE OUT OF CHEESE THERE'S NO REASON TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!"" - me to my kid whenever he throws a tantrum"
"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"
"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"
"TIFU by assigning a temporary history teacher to a math class Oops, wrong sub"
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."
"Fuck a horse.... Enjoy a stable relationship"