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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."

"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key"

"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"

"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."

"Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere."

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*"

"Movie Ratings Explained G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!"