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"What's a basic girl's favorite vegetable? Asperrygus"
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"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."
"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."
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"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"
"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"