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Joke of the Day

"Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes all our lions were busy!"

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"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."
"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."
"ISIS is not Global Warming... I heard Pratt & Whitney were United tonight. God bless you both!"
"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."