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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
Next Joke
"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"
"What is the favorite scientific unit of the French? RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )"
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."