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Joke of the Day
"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"
Next Joke
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"In June of last year, a beautiful woman on the subway saw me yawn & then she yawned. So I think we can cool it with the ""virgin"" talk."
"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."
"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"Beyonce: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again? Jay-Z: Coachella. Beyonce: Coachella."
"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"
"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"
"Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose"