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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"
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"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."
"HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do"
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."
"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."
"What's the difference between Obama and god? God doesn't think he's Obama."
"What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
"How to you piss off a writer? The list off ways is to long too fit hear."
"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."