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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
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"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"
"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"It's the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."
"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"
"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"
"My girlfriend became depressed because she thought she was a failure and was letting me down. Encouragingly, I told her, ""If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do suck seed."""