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Joke of the Day
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
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"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."
"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"
"My wife's celebrity ""free pass"" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade."
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"
"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."
"I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like ""This is my girlfriend, Kayla,"" and I was like, ""This is my sandwich, Ham."""