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Joke of the Day

"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"

"You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what?"

"Why did the hipster burn his tung? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool..."

"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."

"I had a brain scan, and the results were negative. The doctors couldn't find a brain."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."

"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."