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Joke of the Day

"There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a ""Kids Eat Free"" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved."

"What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself? IMHOtep"

"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"

"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"

"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."

"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."

"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."