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Joke of the Day

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."

"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength."

"The Russians will probably do well at the World Cup. Today Vladimir Putin gave the Russian team a motivational speech. He said, ""Remember, if you can't beat 'em invade 'em."""

"What do you call a discount circumcision? A rip off."