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Joke of the Day

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."

"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"

"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."