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Joke of the Day
"What did the couch say to the armchair? Don't worry, I pull out."
Next Joke
"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"
"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"
"What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars."
"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"
"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""
"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."
"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."