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Joke of the Day
"What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars."
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"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""
"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""
"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"
"Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was ground a few minutes ago."
"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."
"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"
"What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."
"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."