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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"
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"What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team? The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts ..... (it'll come to you )"
"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"
"Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title."
"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."
"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did I, but should I allow the children out of my basement yet?"