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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."
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"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."
"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."
"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""
"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"
"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"
"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."
"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."
"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."