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Joke of the Day
"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"
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"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""
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"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"
"Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides ""dachshund"" and other jobs besides ""balloon animal guy"""
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"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."
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