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Joke of the Day
"My Egyptian friend's dad drowned yesterday... He's still in denial."
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"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."
"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."
"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"
"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."
"Original (Dad's) pun: Sticks float. They would."
"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""
"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"
"Describe yourself in 3 words: 1. Lazy"
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."