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Joke of the Day

"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."

"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"

"I'm living on the edge. I haven't backed up in weeks"

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"

"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."