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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."
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"Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs."
"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."
"I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day."
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field"
"Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things. My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is."
"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."
"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."