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Joke of the Day

"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."

"Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry? Because hes got no Sole!"

"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""

"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"

"How do you get into a pool full of women? Easy, it's called muff diving."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"Jokes: ELI5-Pedophile"

"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"