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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"

"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."

"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."

"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."

"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"

"My dad lied a lot. I was 17 before I realized the 'Silver Table Cat' wasn't a real species, and that we didn't own a pet, we owned a toaster"

"What was Spiderman's major in college? Web Design"