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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."
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"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"
"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."
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"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"
"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."
"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they're born they get laid."