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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"
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"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."
"whats the difference between a woman and a computer ? A woman has no use for a 3 1/2"" inch floppy."
"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."
"Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep."
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."
"[interview at the Pringles factory] BOSS: why do you wanna work here? TENNIS BALL: {don't say to take back the tubes} uhh i love curvy chips"
"A little girl asked her Dad one day, ""Dad, do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?'"" Her Dad replied, ""No honey, some of them begin with If I'm elected.'"""
"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."