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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"
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"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"Politicians are like Sperm One in a million turn out to be an actual human being"
"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."
"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."
"Good looks are a bonus, humour is a must."
"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."