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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"
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"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"
"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."
"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"
"I tried to buy a Christmas tree to put in my shed. I couldn't find one anywhere. They were all non - shed."
"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."
"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"
"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"
"My wife and I were having a bad fight when I looked down on the counter and saw a coffee mug that read 'domestic violence ends with me'... So I hit her with that."
"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."