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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I were having a bad fight when I looked down on the counter and saw a coffee mug that read 'domestic violence ends with me'... So I hit her with that."

"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."

"Meth, because teeth are annoying."

"What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill"

"I don't live in my mother's basement... I live in your mother's basement."

"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"

"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"yo here's a cool name: ""Wolf Blitzer."" Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable."