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Joke of the Day

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

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"Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework."
"How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)"
"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("
"A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes. Her friend is worried and asks, ""What do you take for it?"" She says, ""Pepper."""
"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."
"Q: What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action? A: An inj-oink-tion."
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""