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"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."

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"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."
"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"
"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 26. One to actually do the screwing, and 25 to mindlessly shout YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."