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Joke of the Day

"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"

"Why did the stoneworker get fired? Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out."

"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""

"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."

"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"

"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."

"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""