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Joke of the Day

"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"

"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."

"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"

"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"

"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"

"Why do i call my dick ""chess""? because it's hard as fuck for 6 year olds"

"I read that 30% of the internet is pornography and that really makes me disappointed in humanity... ...70% of the internet is being completely wasted."

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"