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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."
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"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."
"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"
"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."
"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in a McChicken."
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."